I am an unmade bed

My lovely friend Anna posted a link to this story today about a throwaway comment made by Sharon Stone about Meryl Streep and the relevance to modern women. I have to say that I’m really not one to pigeonhole myself into a label, indeed on first glance I thought, “Hmm, I’m half and half” but actually in reality I have to admit that I recognised a lot of myself in the description of the unmade bed stereotype.

According to the definition in the Times, the only boxes I didn’t check were: drinks red wine (I think red wine is vile. Actually, I think all wine is vile but I’m trying to train myself to drink white) and carries a large handbag (I don’t. I actually still lug around a massive backpack like the eternal student I crave to be). You wouldn’t believe it to look at me, but I’m pretty clued up on current fashions and styles yet I spend the vast majority of my life looking like I’ve just rolled out of bed – and not in that sexy, tousled Eliza Dushku way. More like a yeti. I do occasionally impulsively do my hair, sometimes I even put makeup on but that behaviour tends to be reserved for special occasions like Christmas.

So what about you? Are you an unmade bed or a pristine pillow?

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This post was written by Vonnie on February 5, 2010

9 Comments so far

  1. Carla February 5, 2010 11:07 pm

    I am definitely an Unmade Bed… apart from the fact I am scared of dogs…

  2. Bev February 5, 2010 11:12 pm

    I have a nest on my head! Dreads were my cunning ploy to avoid hair maintenance :P Therefore, not just unmade bed but rolled around in bed with the duvet falling on the floor, I think :)

    I made some headway in this by streamlining my wardrobe to stuff that all pretty much goes together and suits me. So on weekdays I live in boyfit jeans and longsleeve plain t-shirts. This way I never have to worry about anything matching.

    It’s weird though, because I LOVE playing with clothes. Juno has those usborne doll dressing sticker books, and I can spend as long as her going through them and picking outfits (which is kind of sad, I think! but it’s akin to my love of colouring books) and when I was a kid my favourite ever thing was my fashion wheel :D

  3. Daisie February 6, 2010 9:12 am

    An unmade bed I am! Yes, I have a hair dryer but it only gets used regulary when the outside temp is below 0 so my hair doesn’t freeze to my head during the school run. I too only make up once, maybe twice a year (in-law’s at xmas). I live in my jeans and the cleanest t-shirt I can find on that morning. It’s ok though, I’m sure we have more fun than pristine pillows! xxx

  4. Anna / Tiggsybabes February 6, 2010 11:21 am

    The thing with clothes is that I love them & I follow the fashions, but today, as per most days, I’m in jeans (skinny today, ha ha!) a hoodie top & big thick socks as I can’t find my slippers.

    It’s one of the few times, I’ve read an article about stereotypes & actually felt that I empathised with one of them. I felt a bit saddened for a few days reading a light hearted article in the same magazine about school run mum stereotypes & none of them at all fitted me & I’m a stay at home mother …

    My bed is made this morning, as per usual though *G*

  5. Anne February 6, 2010 11:23 am

    I think most days I’m in the unmade bed category – but I do sometimes make the effort to wear my ‘good clothes’ …. and sometimes I even put on makeup!!

  6. Lisa-Marie February 6, 2010 11:27 am

    I am an unmade bed too. I like my clothes to match, and I like sparkly accesories, but other than that, unless I am going out, i still use a backpack(which weighs a ton) i have bitten nails, and i wear jeans and a tshirt most days. I get up at 5, Id rather sleep for an extra half hour than look perfect.

  7. Kitschy Coo February 6, 2010 2:02 pm

    Yep, I’m an unmade bed too!

  8. Susi February 6, 2010 8:05 pm

    Definately an unmade bed. Even on “smart” work days its seems! lol !

  9. lazylol February 8, 2010 7:19 pm

    Another unmade bed here! I tick all the boxes apart from not making the bed – that is one thing I just have to do.

    Great post btw

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